Literature
Abduct Me Maybe (Call Me Maybe Parody)
Locked up for stealing intel
Don't ask me why, I won't tell
I looked to you from my cell
And now you're in my way
I'd trade my soul for a spark
Give up my flesh and my heart
Maybe I don't seem that smart
But now I'm here to stay
Your optics glowin',
Fanged derma, armor showin'
Eradicons, you were throwin'
Where (do) you think you're going, baby?
Hey, I just met you
And this is crazy
But you're so shiny
Abduct me, maybe?
So, I'll just sit here
And drive you crazy
Until you lose it
Abduct me, maybe?
Hey, I just met you
And this is crazy
But I'm super evil
Abduct me, maybe?
And all your fangirls,
Might try to maim me
Bu